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{Live} My Little Parrot: Censoring Children’s Playlists (Part Two)

July 11, 2012 in All Posts, Parenting

Remember when Jane belted out “I really f@$ed it up this time!”over and over as she ever so accurately sang the lyrics to Mumford & Son’s Little Lion Man at the ripe old age of 2.5? Yesterday, Jane (3.5) and I were listening to the uncensored version of Maroon 5’s Payphone (don’t judge – well, if you […]

{Live} My Little Parrot: Censoring Children’s Playlists

August 23, 2011 in All Posts, Laugh, Parenting

I love that Jane loves music. She has her favorite songs, like “I’m Yours,” by Jason Mraz, which she can sing by heart from start to finish, and classics from my parents’ time like “A Summer Song,” by Chad and Jeremy. We don’t censor what she listens to. Today she looked up at me and […]

{Live} 7 Mistakes in 7 Days

April 13, 2011 in All Posts, Laugh

Lest you become a hapless fool such as I, here are seven mistakes I made in the past week that you should not repeat yourself. Don’t serve your family soft, yellow lo mein noodles when you know that fly maggots have been dropping from the ceiling overhead. Especially when your children have the tendency to […]