{Live} A Twilight Anniversary
May 19, 2011 in All Posts, Parenting
After receiving an Edward and Bella calendar for Valentine’s Day (which prompted me to buy my own gift), I thought that the Twilight gifting was over . . . but, here is what happened on the morning of our anniversary:
Me: (sleeping soundly)
Hubby & Jane: (trying to muffle their activities downstairs)
Hubby: Happy Anniversary! (brings hot tea, a small gift-wrapped present and Jane to me in bed)
Me: Happy Anniversary (ooh, what’s that pretty little package?!)
Jane: (before I can get it unwrapped, flings it across the room, then shouts in random TV character voice) You’ll never find that again! Ha ha ha HA.
Me: Where is it?! Where did you throw my present?!
Jane: (brings me the half-unwrapped gift)
Me: (What could it be, what could it be?! I frantically open the present) A palm-sized book on Edward Cullen?
Hubby: That’s the last of the Twilight presents, I promise.
Jane: Happy Grocery!
Me: You mean “anniversary.”
Jane: Happy Grocery!
Hubby: Hey, yeah, what do we need at the store? Do you want to go grocery shopping this morning?
Me: (closing my eyes and trying to get back to sleep while visions of grocery lists and teenage vampires dance in my head)