{Live} Bedtime Stories

June 1, 2011 in All Posts, Laugh

This is my toddler’s brain:

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This is my toddler’s brain on TV:

Once upon a time there was a brother and a sister. They lived in a castle in a land that’s not so far away. One day they wanted to eat at a restaurant. But then they saw a dragon. He wanted to eat their graham crackers. So they said, “Swiper, no swiping!” But they weren’t scared. Ghosts are just pretend. Come on, Super Readers: to the rescue! How do you pretend to be a ghost? The first step is to be white. What else can we use? “Oh, Toodles!” What does the word “ghost” start with? The letter G. What sound does the letter G make? “Guh.” Hooray! We’re on our way to save the day! Let’s build a doghouse for the dragon and the ghost. But what if they don’t want to be rescued? Mission completion, Mateys.

-as told to me by Jane, 2.25 years old

Is too much television helping or harming her brain development?

That’s a whole ‘nother blog post. I just had to share this oddity of spontaneous storytelling with you.

Bonus points if you can name all of the children’s television programs referenced.

{Answer: Team Umizoomi; Bubble Guppies; Dora The Explorer; Go Diego Go; Super Why!; Elmo’s World; Sesame Street; Mickey Mouse Clubhouse; Special Agent Oso; Word World; Wonder Pets; Backyardigans; Little Einsteins; Jake and the Neverland Pirates}

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