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{Live} Skinny Cow Shake-Stir Ice Cream Shake Review | Take One

March 11, 2012 in All Posts, Parenting, Sponsored Posts

Did you hear the one about the girl who tried to squeeze herself into a bridesmaid’s dress four sizes too small? Yep, that’s me. I tried the dress on again recently just to make sure - sucking in and pulling tight - but that didn’t make the 3 inch swath of back fat disappear. I […]

{Live} Baby Got Back

October 4, 2011 in All Posts, Parenting

36″ 24″ 36″? Only if she’s 5’3″. -Sir Mix-a-Lot (1992) It’s all a distant blur in the hazy memory of life before children, but at one point - no matter how unbelievable now - I had a waist. Back in that day, my answer to Sir Mix-a-Lot’s call in “Baby Got Back” used to be, […]

{Play} Construction Paper Dress and Windsock

August 11, 2011 in All Posts, Play, Toddler Activities

As y’all know, I love making crafts or projects using the bazillion brown paper grocery bags we have stockpiled in our kitchen drawer from over the years (like this One Minute Paper Bag Monster) or other recyclables lying around our house that would otherwise turn to waste (like this Repurposed Easter Grass Garden, these Rock Candy […]

{Live} A Royal Curmudgeon

April 29, 2011 in All Posts, Laugh

It’s official. I’m a crotchety old lady. I must be. Otherwise, I wouldn’t be so utterly disappointed in Kate Middleton’s choice of wedding attire. It’s not that the dress isn’t lovely. It is a beautiful frock. But it’s just a dress. An evening gown, maybe, but not a royal wedding gown.This morning I patiently waited […]